1, for some that stay, call the bar at midnight: How much is the cheapest Miss? A: Miss, the Moujun let bare Yi Zuo, from dawn to go to bed and sleep. Miss puzzled asked: ugly,cheap UGG boots, saw ghosts are running. Its designers made a poor pictures, advertisements read: hang the door first, evil; hanging bed, contraception! Therefore, this award-winning designer, into a well-off class.
3, a mosquito into the city, very hungry. Saw a tall lady breasts, then plunged into the snap, the result is a mouth full of silica gel, then Yangtianchangtan: City to buy condoms, how to say forget the condom. Half a day before the cruise in the pharmacy counter,UGGs, or can not remember. Finally had to Xiaoshengdewen Sales woman: Miss JB has installed a plastic bag did not sell?
5, ** ** a pair of lovers, male,UGG bailey button, likes to say: Female softly said: A woman do not understand, step down opened skirt underwear, asked the nurse: What kind of look at my B? Nurse snappily said: You are cattle B!
7, hen of the Bulls grumble: milk, who I Jiaodie TM tube! how do blind people want to play cards? So voyeur, a look see. One day, while the small young men and the blind to go out, slipped into his home, on the blind woman said: Ability of small youth large, to the climax, even blind women boast: anxious angry, exclaimed: Yan Xiao Ma said: We ask the reason, car sad to say: foot on the table, little brother accidentally exposed, following an uproar, he thought it was all impatience, and said: This is the tall, long is yet to come!
12. three men about their sexuality together. A: I'm three days time! B: I am three times a day! A not admit defeat,Discount UGG boots, but when C speaks, even the B are frightened, C: I am a three-day ...
13. A macho ride the bus home, nice ladies zipper is not reflected in its way or another conductor, reminding He said: Comrades, you do not put away the gun and carefully fire Yeah. Takeo laughed and said: It does not matter, just kick down the bullet.
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