Ten Obscure popular among college students joke you know a few

Ten Obscure popular among college students joke you know a few?

1. Once there was three bats to the bar to drink. The first bat said: Two bat laugh:


2. sperm, said:


3. a hospital. doctors and nurses are ugly. have a patient to tooth extraction, bleeding to death the result ... ...



4. Eric Tsang want to give up arts monk, then abbot came to the temple seeking shelter, the abbot said, must pass two tests, one vegetarian in March. 3 months later, Eric Tsang second question seeking audience with the abbot, the abbot gave him a bell tied to the JJ on him, saying that if you can see all three leaves exposed the eyebrow ring the bell I do not charge you as a disciple of. Then called upon the leaves eyebrow, Eric Tsang big bell rang, the abbot said, frowning: , so that leaves and then the dew point, it really only Eric Tsang of the rings, loud bell too much of that fell to the ground, Eric Tsang bend over pick up until the bell rang the bell when the other ten ... ...



5. a satyr, a miser and a gay both dead, they want to go to heaven. God told them that the road must be withstood by the test of heaven, get rid of bad habits before his death to enter heaven, or to only go to hell. Starting to go to heaven three, suddenly saw a group of street girls, walking in front of the predators can not help but rush to hands and feet, the results suddenly fell into a hell. The other two continue to move forward to find that the ground has a wallet, a thick stack of notes can still be seen, miser bent down to pick up in the moment just to reach the purse, satyr fall into Hell, just think of the horrors, they endure live greed, straightened up to walk on alone the rest of the journey ascend to heaven ... ...

6. Mr.Huang and Miss B cheating.一日, B Miss to Mr.Huang a picture of two pigeons following a dead sheep, Mr.Huang also do not understand how the secretary to the manager on the results Mr.Huang to laugh ... ...



7. Snow White clothes off to fight a drink name



8. men favorite day: January 31 most annoying day: December 1



9. Shandong rich in a tonic, the drug strong, the men can not stand to eat a woman, a woman can not stand to eat a man, men and women can not stand to eat bed. A reporter asked, why do not such a good variety of these drugs? Farmer squinted his eyes, a faint smile does not pop star ... ...



10. new students, there are two brothers surnamed Mei reported. Brother were Fengwu, everyone claims that were nice, and asked how to play, he said: all praise, and asked his little brother is life and death not do it, then his brother:

one day biological experiments, we observe their own saliva cells under a microscope to see and record
.... While we happily observed the study, I heard screaming ....... ah ~
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originally issued by a beautiful assistant professor ....
that what has happened, then ran across the term, carefully read her
microscope, he told She said:
『next recall brush our teeth! ! ! 』
Snow White and Pinocchio
living in the great forest, a day, Snow White has finally lost and lonely, to seize a small piece of the head and said: ...
Literature
an old professor of Xi'an, for the sake of academic life without marrying, dying before, and always read: * knowing mind, Suiqu to
old professor then Hanxiaojiuquan.

sister asked the girl: !